Give us back our last remaining Swan you stupid TWAT! So what if it was bought illegally, it's Norton and it was 20 YEARS AGO YOU BELL END.

To the Pensioners that have caused this injustice, nice one. If a Swan stops you leaving your ****ty abode then you might as well do your lifeless selves a favour and DIE. **********

I despair, the poor lil bugger has lost it's soul mate and now it's been dragged out of it's home for the last 20 years or more.

To all outsiders who think their opinions and ways are above everybody else's, even that of us humble Nortonerz, you wanna step tha **** back and **** off to whence you came. It's wings were clipped? I'll clip your arms with a ******* bat you bell-end...

WORD!

Ritta what ya moaning about?! you dont even care really! I read your post on the wunderbar forum! But yeah they should give the swan back!

Favourite band? far-cue

The swan was a ******* **** anyway, they're ******* vicious *******s. You wouldn't care if it was a small floating car full of chips. What a ******* pompous ****** You probably want to see wolves roaming around the town centre. If I see the swan I'll kill it, then ring you and tell you. It would be nice to see remote control boats in the river, with torpedoes to shoot the ducks. Norton doesn't need a swan to improve it, it needs to be bulldozed into a giant mound of rubble, and I hope the ******* swan gets buried under it.

Also sort your ******* spelling out. Nortoners is spelt with an 'S' not a ******* 'Z'. ****ting crikey. Where's your self re-cocking-spect? And people from outside Norton are superior because Norton is ****, I should know I grew up there but I had the ******* brains to leave it, you stupid parochial twat.

Wolvez would be excellent.

I don't know, even a bit of swan-based rage and personal abuse can't seem to get everyone posting again.

Are we too nice to animals? There is footage of a bus full of flies being sent on holiday to Africa, but should they?

Learn some self-cocking respect, you yellow bentine feind

I heard that a woman made her dog look like me. Sick, just sick. As for swans, I'll cut off the legs of the next one I see, then we'll se who can break who's arm. ****ers

Did Queen Victoria give birth to a hairy mandrill when prince charles boasted of his experience to lose his virginity to a fray bentos pie?