Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being
Q: What has an 6 teeth and an IQ of 47
A: the first 10 rows of the main stand at Ibrox
Q whats the difference between a bucket of ****e and a hun
A the bucket.
Q what do you call a hun in a suit?.
Q. What do you say to a hun walking down the street with a beautiful woman on his arm?
A. "nice tattoo mate"
on family fortunes 100 huns were asked to name a fish that began with the letter S.
99% answered Single
Two huns are out on a walk when they come across a set of tracks. One says to the other "I think they're moose tracks." The other thinks differently and says "No, they're definately deer tracks." The two disagree and protest for hours..... They were still arguing when the train hit them!
Q whats the difference between a bus full of huns and a hedgehog?
A the ****** are out the outside of a hedgehog
JOKE.. Young Sean finds an orange sash lying in the gutter as he walks down the Falls Road and decides to take it home to show his parents.
"Look what I’ve found lying in the gutter" he tells his father as he steps in the front door. "What you doing with that sash in this house??" says his father "throw it in the fire!"
So off he goes to throw the sash in the fire when he bumps into his mother in the kitchen. "What you doing with that sash in this house??" says his mother “throw it in the bin outside!"
So off he goes to throw the sash in the bin outside when he bumps into his big brother. "What you doing with that sash in this house??" says his brother "throw it out on the gutter!"
"Oh for **** sake" says Sean. "I've been an orangeman 10 minutes and already I’ve been re-routed 3 times!!”
4.Question: What's the difference between a female hun, and a pitbull?
Billy McWilliamson dies and approaches St peter at the pearly gates.
St Peter asks him what he wants; he replies he wants into heaven.
St Peter tells him to wait while he checks his list.
St Peter returns and says sorry you are not on the list.
Billy asks why he’s not on the list.
St Peter explains only people who have done some good during their earthly time are admitted to heaven.
Billy racks his brain and says i have done good i once gave £2 to the nuns collecting for the poor orphans.
St Peter is surprised at this revelation and says he will have to seek advice from a higher authority he disappears for ages and when he returns says to Billy yes I have found a record of this good deed.
Billy is delighted that his good work has been recognised and says can I get in now.
St Peter reaches over to him and places 2 coins into his hand and says here is your £2 now **** off ya orange *******!
. A reporter for the Daily Record is walking through the park where 2 young boys are playing football. a dog runs over to them an attacks 1 of the boys. Without thinking the second boy beats the dog to death with a stick. Impressed by the boys quick thinking the reporter writes "brave Rangers fan saves his friends life", but the boy tells him that he's NOT a Ger. So the reporter writes "brave Thistle fan saves friends life" So when the boy says he doesn't support Thistle either, the reporter asks who he does support, and when the young kid says Celtic, the reporter changes the headline to "Fenian murders family pet"
Alex McLeish and Michael Mols sits in the pub and there
is a cat sitting on the table. One man comes in, picks the
cat up and looks under it. Another man comes in and does
the same. McLeish annoyed says "The next man to do that
I'm going to ask why". So when the next man comes in, picks
the cat up and looks under it, McLeish says "Why did you
just do that?".
The man replies "A man outside told me that there's a
cat in here with two a**eholes!"
A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rangers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Rangers fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Rangers fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Celtic fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Celtic fan?"
"Because my mum is a Celtic fan, and my dad is a Celtic fan, so I'm a Celtic fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Celtic fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "ID'E BE A HUN MISS