I don't know, even a bit of swan-based rage and personal abuse can't seem to get everyone posting again.

Are we too nice to animals? There is footage of a bus full of flies being sent on holiday to Africa, but should they?

Learn some self-cocking respect, you yellow bentine feind

I heard that a woman made her dog look like me. Sick, just sick. As for swans, I'll cut off the legs of the next one I see, then we'll se who can break who's arm. ****ers

Did Queen Victoria give birth to a hairy mandrill when prince charles boasted of his experience to lose his virginity to a fray bentos pie?